应该说还是挺有趣的.有的甚至可以拿来做Linux的广告词了吧XD
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Unix is extremely user friendly. It also happens to be extremely selective when picking its friends2.
No fences, No Gates!3.
For the brave, there is a door named Linux to success. For the rest there are windows.4.
Software is like Sex, It's better when it is FREE
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To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to mess up your Windows box, you just have to work on it.6.
Windows is a bonfire, Linux is the sun. Linux only looks smaller if you lack perspective
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Teamwork is essential ― it allows you to blame someone else.8.
Programming is like sex… make one mistake, and support it the rest of your life
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Microsoft and Apple make the easy things very easy and the hard things impossible. BSDs and Linux make the easy things challenging and the hard things difficult but possible
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Linux is for people who want to know why it works.Mac is for people who don't want to know why it works.
DOS is for people who want to know why it does not work.
Windows is for people who don't want to know why it does not work.
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A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting12.
Linux means productivity and fun. NT means 'Not Today'. 13.
Love is Hate. War is Peace. Windows is stable.14.
"Unix is simple, but it takes a genius to understand the simplicity." � Dennis Ritchie15.
Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.16.
"…Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)."17.
"The box said that I needed to have Windows 98 or better… so I installed Linux"18.
Operating systems are like underwear. nobody really wants to look at them.19.
I'm not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil. I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn't need an interpreter.20.
No, I will not fix your computer again. USE LINUX21.
Geek by birth, Linux by choice
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Open Windows and see the world!! Open Linux and create your own world!!
